Drama: "REGIME Is The Reason!" - Brought to you by Mainstream Media

Level 1: “Play sect”

• The regime is killing the security forces who refused to shoot on civilians.
• The security forces are shooting on the army because soldiers refuse to shell civilians.
• Both army and security forces are shooting on each other and both killing civilians.
• Regime is killing pro-government people to manipulate media “Luckily media is SMART”
• Regime is killing Sunni people because it is a sectarian regime
• Regime is killing Shiaa, Alawite, Christians and Druze to make them afraid of change so they  keep supporting the president  “again SMART analysis”

Level 2: “FEAR”

• Regime is exploding its buildings and the security offices and centers to mislead the public opinion “Again Media will help people  NOT to be misguided”
• Regime is committing horrible MASSACARES “coincidentally before every single International meeting” once a massacre on opponent villages, onc on pro-government villages.

Level 3: “Assassination”

• Regime is assassinating scholars, researchers, doctors, pilots, soldiers  and the regime assassinated the president’s brother in law General Assef Shawkat and other generals “Don’t panic, Media is here to show you the FACTS of this brutal regime”

 Bonus Level  “what so ever SALAD”
-          Regime is the reason why west and Arab league imposed sanctions on Syria
-          Regime is the reason why rebels  are sectarian
-          Regime is the reason why Arab and foreign terrorists are fighting in Syria.
-          Regime is the reason why “sometimes” rebels kill civilians
-          Regime is the reasons why rebels sneaked from Turkey, Jordan and Lebanon
-          Regime is the reason why rebels sneaked to Lebanon again and stayed in city of Tripoli
-          Regime is the reason why any Lebanese person is assassinated, killed or died!  
-          Regime is the reason why the opposition is not united
-          Regime is the reason why kidnapping becomes normal in Syria
-          Regime is the reason why rebels are stealing the historical monuments of Syria
-          Regime is the reason why Qatar and Saudi are funding rebels
-          Regime is the reason why America and France are arming rebels

           Regime is the reason why I LOST MY SOCKS last week!!!